Tuesday, June 30, 2009

And why we don't drink it.


Spit or swallow?

Monday, June 29, 2009

at 9:29 PM Labels: By Xbox4NappyRash 9 comments

From the cesspit of news that is Sky News, and no, you don't need to point out the irony of me reposting it, but apparently up to a dozen of the weird one's fans have topped themselves due to grief.

That's TWELVE people. 12. A dozen. All committed suicide.

"Gary Taylor, president and owner of MJJcommunity.com, said he understood the tragedies had mostly taken place outside of the UK but he believed one may have been British.

"I know there has been an increase, I now believe the figure is 12. I believe there may have been one Briton who has taken their life," he said."


Get a grip.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

at 12:11 PM Labels: By Xbox4NappyRash 9 comments

Google alerts tells me that I was arrested yesterday for a gas station robbery in Newark, New Jersey.

Google me is much more interesting than me me.

Monday, June 15, 2009

at 10:26 PM Labels: By Xbox4NappyRash 10 comments

"Got your number
checking out"

That very text message arrived in my inbox today.

Nothing spectacular you might think, except that it's from my half blind seventy three year old father who can't turn on the television.

He's discovered text messaging.

I still can't switch the language in my phone back to English.